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July 28, 2016
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Which Is The ‘Correct’ Card To Choose For My 10-Year-Old Son?

Last week i stood in Easons beside the card section, trying to choose a card for my son. In my hand was one I had already chosen that had “Happy Birthday, Son” written on the front of it and something sentimental that Iliked on the inside. However, I was still […]
July 23, 2016
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Hey, Shops. Stop Bombarding My Children With Free Sweets

Why is it OK to give kids free sweets everywhere? First of all, there’s so much talk about childhood obesity, that even Mary from countryside should be aware. It angers me so much when random people give my son sweets without asking me. It happens everywhere! Today it happened in […]
July 19, 2016
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Top 20 Things That Make Me the Meanest Mom EVER

Ways this week in which I’m ruining my childrens’ lives I won’t drop what I’m doing to sew my daughter a Halloween costume. In July. Also, I don’t sew. I said the word “vagina” One of them ate the last Otterpop for breakfast I killed our last cat and served […]
June 27, 2016
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Picking Up Other People’s Crap, Literally

Laura Moran shares her hilarious ‘Poo Story’. The things we do! Today was your average day for the most part. The usual morning chaos of getting the kids fed and dressed for school. The usual cleaning, folding washing, prepping dinner and singing into the sweeping brush to Q102’s Easy Listening while they’re gone. […]
June 20, 2016
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What It’s Really Like Living With A Twoligan

I live with a dictator. Things are rarely on my terms, but on those of the short angry man I live with. His physical force rules the household, a fear of waking up to a variety of MMA moves on my head, the destruction of the living room a daily […]
May 25, 2016
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10 Signs Your Lovely Toddler May Be Entering The ‘Twatty Twos’

Toddlers! They’re great aren’t they?! All wobbly and cute, still baby-cuddly but finally developing a personality that means you can actually start enjoying them as little people in their own right. You get a couple of months of this loveliness, and then, out of nowhere, you’re hit with a tsunami […]

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