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May 24, 2017

This Mum Is Going Out No Matter How Much Work It Takes To Get Out The Door

  So every once in a while this Mammy manages to break free for a night. This is a rarity because sometimes it is just too much hassle and preparation before it. The preparation also involves having all your ducks lined up for the next day because let’s be honest […]
May 24, 2017

Swimming Lessons Turn Parents Into Zombie Slaves

So here were are, another Friday. The Zombie Mom Apocalypse is here…More Zombie Moms arrive in groups to swimming pool car parks around the country, shuffling brainlessly with heavy feet into Swimming pools. It’s another week of swimming lessons for their kids. This vacant look is the result of the […]
May 23, 2017

As A Parent I Cried When I Saw What Happened To Those Children In Manchester

We live in fear. Today I have such a heavy feeling of fear and devastation as a parent. I went to bed last night with the news of a possible terrorist attack in Manchester last night. Still missing in #Manchester. Please RT to help find them and reunite them with […]
May 23, 2017

Ladies, Please Do Not Feel Any Pressure To Have An ‘Erotic’ Labour

When I was twelve, at the puberty milestone (a stage of growing up, not the local pub) a lady came to our school to talk to us all about tampons. I can’t remember the speech she gave and as a lady in her thirties now I’m wondering how she stretched […]
May 23, 2017

To The People In The Queue

To the lady who came over to us in a restaurant last week and complimented the twins on how good they were sitting eating their dinner. To the new parents last summer who came across the park to me to tell me they couldn’t wait to be like us and […]
May 22, 2017

This Mother’s Dumb – But I’m Okay With It

Dumb I tell you. Thick as two planks of something or another. Im officially stupid. Now don’t get me wrong I’ve got some smarts, but where exactly they’ve gone is beyond me. Once upon a time I was an academic, another a smart business woman, another a know it all […]


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