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Maia

Maia Dunphy naively thought working from home once she had a baby would be easy. She was wrong…

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March 26, 2017
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The Truth About Your In-Laws…

Six letters, two little hyphenated words, but always one massive reaction: in-laws. The staple of many an un-pc comic’s routine for pretty much all of the 20th century. And whilst we’ve come a long way since Les Dawson asked us to “take my mother in law….please”, there is nothing like the […]
March 21, 2017
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The Truth About Mum Friends

I had heard the term “mum friends” many times before having a baby. Some of my best pals from school or college who became mothers way before me would reference them in a sort of dismissive tone as if I wouldn’t understand. “Who’s Julie?” I’d ask, thinking there’s no one my […]
March 18, 2017
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Why I Won’t Apologise For My Baby

I received a surprisingly huge response to an angry message I posted recently, about the woman sitting next to me and my wee man on a flight who told me without a hint of irony or humour that she was “allergic to babies”. A year ago, if anyone had said anything […]
March 14, 2017
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Sometimes You Just Gotta Go With Maintenance Sex

There are a few conversations you will hear regularly between a group of new, or not-so-new Mums. These include (but are not limited too) breastfeeding highs and lows, exhaustion, baby weight, sleep patterns, baby shite, baby vomit…..the list goes on. But once the madness of life with a newborn settles into something […]
March 7, 2017
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The Viruses Are Coming….

I’m still relatively new to this motherhood lark. Baby Tom is now 19 months old and 19 months in adult terms is nothing at all. I’ve had gift vouchers that have taken me longer to spend, (that’s a lie – I just couldn’t think of anything to demonstrate how short […]
January 31, 2017
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It’s Ok…I Have A Baby

My baby is now 18 months old. I say “baby”, but I am corrected by many who say he is now a toddler. Yeah, whatever, it’s all semantics – he’ll still be my baby when he’s 25 (I just won’t refer to him publicly that way). But if I am […]

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