

When your child discovers the wonderful power of a well chosen swear word there is a simple golden rule…say nothing.
But saying nothing is easier said than done …just ask this hapless Dad as he desperately tries to keep his cool.
Former US Marine James LaPorta does his best to keep a poker face but it isn’t easy.
As a former U.S. Marine, now a father, there is perhaps one word I should try to cut out of my vernacular around my soon to be 2-year-old. 😐 pic.twitter.com/HSQZN7bHVn
— James LaPorta (@JimLaPorta) September 27, 2017
Because the problem is there is no way he is going to be able to convince other parents his two-year-old is saying duck.
It is crystal clear he is saying fuck. FUCK.