10 Things We Predict Will Happen On Tonight's Late Late Toy Show

Here’s Ten Things We Predict Will Happen On Tonight’s Late Late Toy Show

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Late Late Toy Show Prediction Number 1: A token culchie kid (with a cute but never before heard accent in Donnybrook Dublin 4) will show Ryan how to play with a toy tractor.

 

Late Late Toy Show Prediction Number 2: someone from the RTE canteen will show up because the real celeb cancelled but they will make it look like said RTE personality has been booked for months

 

Late Late Toy Show Prediction Number 3: A super smart toddler girl will be doing imaginative play with a prince and princess doll and call them Harry and ‘pregnant’ Meghan and Ryan and the audience will be amazed at how on trend she is!

 

Late Late Toy Show Prediction Number 4: A toddler will make a joke about Brexit, to the ahhs and gasps of the audience

 

Late Late Toy Show Prediction Number 5: One of the children at the book slot will outsmart Ryan in some way. He will make an awkward, self-deprecating joke

 

Late Late Toy Show Prediction Number 6: Mick McCarthy turns up to a pair of soccer-mad kids except the soccer mad kids are playing a FIFA football game so they are not sure who Mick McCarthy is. McCarthy makes an awkward joke about Roy Keane

 

Late Late Toy Show Prediction Number 7: Two cute girls with a strong Cork or Dublin accent will make a joke about Donald Trump while play pretending with dolls

 

Late Late Toy Show Prediction Number 8: A choir will sing something from The Greatest Showman led my a blonde girl in a showman suit, cane and top hat

 

Late Late Toy Show Prediction Number 9: A pair of small twin boys will appear with the two hyper lads from The Happy Pear to play with a toy kitchen or some kind of cooking things and to lecture us about healthy eating. Ryan will have his Xmas Christmas jumper covered to red smoothie

 

Late Late Toy Show Prediction Number 10: The housing minister Eoghan Murphy will appear with a naff Christmas jumper and Christmas lights attached to his beard to give the gift of a house to a family, to the audience applause. He will get absolutely slated on Twitter.

Fionnaigh O'Connor
Fionnaigh O'Connor
Galway girl, adopted Dubliner, online magazine contributor, literacy teacher, mother of one darling, sporty daughter and identical boys who are not at all creepy in The Shining sort of way.